Another List

I found another list that I found quite funny::

30 Fun Things to do While Driving

1. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.
   
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attemp to headbang.
   
3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
   
4. Two words: Chicken suit.
   
5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
   
6. Drive with your left foot out of the window. (Do not attempt if you drive stick.)
   
7. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
   
8. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
   
9. Stop at the green lights.
   
10. Go at the red ones.
    
11. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
    
12. Eat food that requires silverware.
    
13. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
    
14. Sing without having the radio on.
    
15. Spray whipped cream into your mouth and bark at other cars.
    
16. Honk frequently without motivation.
    
17. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
    
18. Ask people for Grey Poupon.
    
19. Let pedestrians know who's boss.
    
20. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
    
21. Restart your car at every stop light.
    
22. Hang numerous air fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
    
23. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
    
24. Keep at least five cats in the car.
    
25. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.
    
26. Stop and collect roadkill.
    
27. Stop and pray to roadkill.
    
28. Throw Spam.
    
29. Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop, then get out and watch the cars. Throw spam at them
30. Chinese Firedrill. Get at least 2 people in a car (the more the better) when the light turns red everyone get out and run around the car and yell "fire, fire!" Then get back in the car but switch drivers. Then drive off when the light turns gree and act like nothing happened.