Don't Ask

Haii...

I'm done with the articles, explanation of evidence nlng
or some crap like that.

Can't concentrate for some fucking reason.

Tsk. nde nga nmn niya obligasyon yun, dba?

Enlightened but strangely lonely.
Hindi talaga ganun 'yon. Ganun talaga yon. Labo.

Back to normal. Back to normal. Back to normal.

Ayan na ang pader. Here comes the wall.

Chosen few. Chosen few. Chosen few. I chose none.

20+ days without God. Konek? Wala. Wala naman.

That giant fucking wall. Stupid fucking wall of shit.
Wala. Wala lang. Tanga.

Wag na sana matibag. Don't let it crumble. Don't. DON'T.

Hindi rin niya obligasyon yun. Hindi koh rin naman- Pero- Wala.

I like that wall. That dumb fucking wall. Don't let it-
Enlightened. Wag na lang talaga. Bakit ba?

Delegation? Funny word. Inappropriate. I'll use it anyway. Do it anyway.

Category A. Category B. Category B, population: 0. Weh, EMO.
Population: 2. Ayan.

Hindi naman kailangan yun. Keep it up. Keep smiling. Keep smiling, you dumb fuck.
Kalimutan? Whatever.

Eye-opening stuff right there.

Aanhin koh ba yun? Wait. Nde nmn un ung pnaguusapan, eh. LABO.

Acts of man nga naman. Oh well.

Enlightened. Hindi lahat para dun.
Mabuti pa wala na lang. Para sure. Yuck, emo. May 2 nga dba?

Hayy. Better. Much much better.

Enlightened. Yes. Very.
Lonely. Yes. But what the fuck. Meh.

Off to do homework. Goodluck. If you read this, don't ask.

No, of course it doesn't make any sense

Poetic, though, huh? Not really? Meh.

Don't Leave Home Without Karla

Nabbed from KAYE
Maybe I'll transfer this to FB later.
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question.


1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
= Do You have the Karla inside. [No duh, I'm Karla]

2. What do you want other people say about you?
= Leave the Karla to us. [HOLY CRAP! KIDNAAAPPPEEEERRRSSS]

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
= Nothing acts faster than Karla. [I dunno what to make of this. O_o]

4. How would you answer a booty call?
= I am Stuck on Karla, 'Cause Karla's Stuck on Me. [ADFSGAFSDFD]

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
= Come to Karla, and Let's Get It Done. [?!?!?! HAHAHAhAHAHAH]

6. To someone you dislike?
= Karla is so Bracing [Aaight?!;p]

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
= The Ultimate Karla Machine. [O_o Karla *Urinating* Machine??]

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
= Get Busy with the Karla. [Busy poh akoh, eh... with...uhhh... schoolwork. Yes.]

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
= You Can Be Sure of Karla. [Cgurado na daw babagsak]

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
- Try Karla, You'll Like It. [HAHAhAhahahAHHA]

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
- You Like Karla. Karla Likes You.[Ayeeee! Wag na kasi i-deny! hahahaha]

12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
- Fill It To The Rim With Karla. [HOLY FUCKIN SHIIIITTT *no pun intended*]

13. What are the best words to describe you?
- Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Karla. [OhMaigawD *teehee*]

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
- Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Karla. [ ;P ]

15. Your last words before you die...
- Melts In Your Karla, Not In Your Hand. [aWh00t!! Famous Last Words, mehn!]

16. Your message to a special someone..
- What Can Karla Do For You? [PFT. Anu akoh? alipin? AS IF!]

17. Title of this post will be...
- Don't Leave Home Without Karla. [YUPZ. Clinically proven, YO!]