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Haii...

I'm done with the articles, explanation of evidence nlng
or some crap like that.

Can't concentrate for some fucking reason.

Tsk. nde nga nmn niya obligasyon yun, dba?

Enlightened but strangely lonely.
Hindi talaga ganun 'yon. Ganun talaga yon. Labo.

Back to normal. Back to normal. Back to normal.

Ayan na ang pader. Here comes the wall.

Chosen few. Chosen few. Chosen few. I chose none.

20+ days without God. Konek? Wala. Wala naman.

That giant fucking wall. Stupid fucking wall of shit.
Wala. Wala lang. Tanga.

Wag na sana matibag. Don't let it crumble. Don't. DON'T.

Hindi rin niya obligasyon yun. Hindi koh rin naman- Pero- Wala.

I like that wall. That dumb fucking wall. Don't let it-
Enlightened. Wag na lang talaga. Bakit ba?

Delegation? Funny word. Inappropriate. I'll use it anyway. Do it anyway.

Category A. Category B. Category B, population: 0. Weh, EMO.
Population: 2. Ayan.

Hindi naman kailangan yun. Keep it up. Keep smiling. Keep smiling, you dumb fuck.
Kalimutan? Whatever.

Eye-opening stuff right there.

Aanhin koh ba yun? Wait. Nde nmn un ung pnaguusapan, eh. LABO.

Acts of man nga naman. Oh well.

Enlightened. Hindi lahat para dun.
Mabuti pa wala na lang. Para sure. Yuck, emo. May 2 nga dba?

Hayy. Better. Much much better.

Enlightened. Yes. Very.
Lonely. Yes. But what the fuck. Meh.

Off to do homework. Goodluck. If you read this, don't ask.

No, of course it doesn't make any sense

Poetic, though, huh? Not really? Meh.

Don't Leave Home Without Karla

Nabbed from KAYE
Maybe I'll transfer this to FB later.
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question.


1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
= Do You have the Karla inside. [No duh, I'm Karla]

2. What do you want other people say about you?
= Leave the Karla to us. [HOLY CRAP! KIDNAAAPPPEEEERRRSSS]

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
= Nothing acts faster than Karla. [I dunno what to make of this. O_o]

4. How would you answer a booty call?
= I am Stuck on Karla, 'Cause Karla's Stuck on Me. [ADFSGAFSDFD]

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
= Come to Karla, and Let's Get It Done. [?!?!?! HAHAHAhAHAHAH]

6. To someone you dislike?
= Karla is so Bracing [Aaight?!;p]

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
= The Ultimate Karla Machine. [O_o Karla *Urinating* Machine??]

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
= Get Busy with the Karla. [Busy poh akoh, eh... with...uhhh... schoolwork. Yes.]

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
= You Can Be Sure of Karla. [Cgurado na daw babagsak]

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
- Try Karla, You'll Like It. [HAHAhAhahahAHHA]

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
- You Like Karla. Karla Likes You.[Ayeeee! Wag na kasi i-deny! hahahaha]

12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
- Fill It To The Rim With Karla. [HOLY FUCKIN SHIIIITTT *no pun intended*]

13. What are the best words to describe you?
- Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Karla. [OhMaigawD *teehee*]

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
- Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Karla. [ ;P ]

15. Your last words before you die...
- Melts In Your Karla, Not In Your Hand. [aWh00t!! Famous Last Words, mehn!]

16. Your message to a special someone..
- What Can Karla Do For You? [PFT. Anu akoh? alipin? AS IF!]

17. Title of this post will be...
- Don't Leave Home Without Karla. [YUPZ. Clinically proven, YO!]

For the Sake of Posting

I'm throwing away pictures
That i never should have taken in the first place
And it's cold in my apartment
As i'm changing all the colors
From the brightest reds to grays

Well it's 3 o'clock on monday morning
I'm just hoping you're not seeing his face
I've been getting calls in these hotel rooms
Long enough to know that it was him
That took my place

And i hope this makes you happy now
That the flame we had is burning out
And i hope you like your pictures facing down
As even broken hearts may have their doubts

And i'm burning all the letters
Hoping that i might forget her and her bad taste
That she left when she was leaving me
A life of barely breathing as she walked
Out of this place

And you dropped the note and we changed key
You changed yourself and i changed me
I really didn't see us singing through this
Then you screamed the bridge
And i cried the verse
And our chorus came out unrehearsed
And you smiled the whole way through it
I guess maybe that's what's worse

And i hope this makes you happy now
That the flame we had is burning out
And i hope you like your pictures facing down
As even broken hearts may have their doubts

And i'm taking all your memories off the shelf
And i don't need you or anybody else
So take a look at me
See what you want to see
When you get home

Take me home
I'd rather die than be with you
Take me home
You have a problem with the truth
Take me home
Because this happens every time
I knew it would...
I knew it would...

Take me home
I'd rather die than be with you
Take me home
You have a problem with the truth
Take me home
Because this happens every time
And i knew it would...
I knew it would...

And i hope this makes you happy now
That the flame we had is burning out
And i hope you like your pictures facing down
As even broken hearts may have their doubts

And i'm taking all your memories off the shelf
And i don't need you or anybody else
So take a look at me
See what you want to see
When you get home


*sigh* Quite a stressful day.

ACCOUNTING + BAD GRAMMAR + PERSONAL PROBLEMS + KARL MARX + CONFU = ADFSFSAFABSOLUTEC
HAOSADFDFD

Dun dun Dun...

I filched this from Fizza, who ganked it from Mia.
No, as a matter of fact, I don't have anything better to do. Srsly.

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
Hmm... I guess I'll angst over it for a while. and then get over it. VIDEO GAME THERAPY, YOH. I mean, what else can I do, right? mah friends will take revenge 'coz it'll be less suspicious for the coppers, yes?

2. What will you do if you do not share the same feelings as the person who likes you?
... turn him down, obviously. In the nicest way possible, of course... coz I'm nice... =D
Fizza, wipe that doubtful look off yer mug!

3. What's your take on same-sex relationships?
In true Mia fashion, I'm pro-choice.

4. Are you confused as to what lies ahead of you?
Uhh... I like pancakes. =D

5. What's your ideal lover like?
I want a rich, smart, hawt guy nd hav his bbys. Truthfully, I don't need 'nice, generous, loving, & sappy sweet'. I need someone who I can jive with. and someone who will give me my space. I'm not like most girls who wants to be texted or IMed every minute of every day. I don't want a guy who will suffocate me with all the 'love'. Fizza, we will really be single till the day we die.

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone else?
... i think being loved by someone else. 'coz you can do all the taking, right? it may sound selfish, but we all know it's the truth of the matter. I'm not entirely sure, though. *has no experience with this bullshit*

7. If the person you like does not accept you, would you continue to wait for them to change their feelings?
People have jobs to do No, seriously. I don't think I'd waste my time. Especially 'coz I'm not the type na naghahabol. There's more to life than lovelife. I'll get over it.

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
How did you know about Jhong and/or Robin? O.O Like Fizz said. What else is there to do?

9. What are you craving for right now?
Nothing... i fail at lyf /wrists

10. What made you unhappy recently?
tfwfvadfwragadfsdfasf.

11. Do you blog a lot?
I guess...

12. What's the best feeling on earth?
Winning. 'nuff said.

13. Aside from God and family, who are the people you consider important?
... well, there's me, that person in the mirror, Karla Patricia a. Veluz I am not self-centred, I swear. Yeah, mah friends of course. ;P

14. What do you think about the person who tagged you ?
I filched dis. LOLZ, Fizza, we really are partners in crime

15. Do you honestly think you act your age?
... I dunno. I think I skipped the whole 'stereotype-teenager' thing where it's all about relationships, and looks, and popularity and stuff.

16. If the person you secretly like cannot recognize you, what would you do/how would you react?
... I like waffles too. =D

17. Would you give your all in a relationship?
That's a resounding 'no'. I believe it's always good to save some for yourself. There's no point in giving your 'all'. 'coz whether we admit it or not, there'll always be a chance that it won't work out with that person. And where does that leave you, then? If you give everything, you might end up with nothing. GAWD, THAT SENTENCE HAS TEH WORST GRAMMAR IN TEH WORLDZZ

18. Who are your favourite famous couples?
... I also like pizza.... =D

19. What type of friends do you like?
I dunno. I don't exactly have a criteria that I carry around in mah pocket and then grade everyone I meet, y'know.

20. Would you risk your friendship just for the sake of telling the one you secretly like that you like him/her?
That's another resounding no. Why ruin a good thing, right?

Ano Sasabihin Mo...

Grabbed from Sherwin

ANO SASABIHIN MO KAPAG SINABI SAYO ITO NG IYONG:

KAIBIGAN:


1. Hoy! wag ka nga masyado mag ingay!
- Maingay ka jan. Kaw nga, eh.

2. Bilihan mo nga ako ng pagkain sa cafeteria.
- Sorry ka. Food square nlng meron.

3. Crush ko yung crush mo ngayon.
- ... okei lng. Lahat naman may crush kay Robin Van Persie. <3

4. Ang boring mo kasama.
- k. magcocomputer nlng akoh. bai.

5.Pakopya naman ng assignment sa math
- sure. para parehas tayong bumagsak. =D


CRUSH

1. Ang cute mo naman.
- hindi koh gagawin homework moh. asa ka pa.

2. Pautang naman.
- I'm broke, damnit. Ur supposed to be a football superstar millionaire.

3. Crush ko yung bestfriend mo.
- Fizza is not interested. and ur supposed to be married.

4. Pwede ba makuha yung cellphone # mo?
- Sure, I'm not gonna text back, though. Too expensive.



ENEMY

1. Mas maganda/gwapo ako sayo!
- ang contact lens ay ginagamit pag malabo na ang mata. sinasabi koh lng.

2. Yuck! Ang baba ng grade mo sa math!
- yeah, that 3.00 is really icky. sarcasm~

3. Ano? sabunutan/suntukan na lang?
- that is SO below me. Face-off nlng sa Samurai Warriors.

4. Ang baduy mo manamit.
- Right. if you want to go against decades-proven fail-safe casual wear (i.e. shirt and jeans) BE MAH GUEST.

5. Kami na ng ex mo.
- have fun with that non-existent person. =D


PARENTS

1. Hindi ka lalabas ng bahay.
- mom, why are you stating the obvious?

2. Hindi ka na makikipagkita sa mga friends mo.
- ... do i get a bigger allowance?

3. Hindi ka na papasok sa school.
- It's because of swine flu, isn't it?

4. Pupunta ka na dito sa America.
- I'm going to live with dad now? I thought we were still working on that? o.o

5. Bakit may love letter ka sa bag?
- ... I wrote it to mahself.

TEACHER

1. Cleaner ka nang 1 month
- di na uso yan, prof!

2. Hindi ka papasok hanggang wala ang parents mo
- what is this, preschool?

3. Mag sa-summer ka.
- ASA. Ibagsak moh muna akoh. At magdala ka ng ebidensya.

4. Bagsak ka sa 2 subjects.
- OBJECTION!!! That is baseless conjecture! Asan ang ebidensya moh?

5. Ililipat kita ng section.
- THAT'S BULLCRAP. Isang block nga lang kami, eh. San moh akoh ililipat?


>> I miss the days when these questions still applied to me. T_T

and Now For Something Completely Different...

This was posted on the bulletins. I thought it was funny, so I'll share it.

Dear Mr. Bob Ong,
Matagal ko na pong nililigawan itong chik na nakilala ko recently sa isang party. Nasisiraan na ako ng bait. Pag nakilala mo siya, tiyak matutunaw ang utak mo sa kakaisip sa kanya.

Hingi lang po ako ng advice. Paano ko po siya mapapaibig? Bibigyan ko ba siya ng tula ? Haharanahin ko ba siya? Roses? Kalachuchi? Chocnut at sampaguita?
In lab na po ako. Ano po ang gagawin ko? Is she the one?
Lubos na gumagalang,
-MATT -

- ANG REPLY -

Dear MATT,
Hindi ka talaga sasagutin niyang nililigawan mo. Napaka-old school kasi ng mga tactics mo. Wala nang gumagawa ng ganyan. Sa panahon ngayon, lahat ng bagay, nagtaas na. Nagtaas na ang gasolina, nagtaas na ang presyo ng bigas at mga bilihin, nagtaas na ang pamasahe, at lalong nagtaas na rin ng standards ang mga babae. Hindi na uubra yang siopao at suman mo. Lalo na yung huli mong binigay, hopia at santan. Ano ba pare? Ano’ng era ka ba pinanganak?

Pero don’t worry. It’s not too late. May pag-asa ka pa. Hindi pa naman siya kinakasal at di pa niya sinasagot yung crush niya na basketball player. Kahit lamang siya ng sampung paligo sa’yo, daanin mo sa utak at creativity. Dahil aminin na natin, iyon na LANG talaga ang pag-asa mo. Heto, bibigyan kita ng mga simple, tried and tested na mga regalo para di siya mapurga sa hopia at siomai. Sundin mo ‘to, tiyak na lalaglag ang bagang niya sa’yo. Mga medyo more than your usual regalong panligaw:

1. Bili ka ng century tuna. Ilagay mo sa isang napakalaking box—yung sinlaki ng TV o kaya box ng desktop PC mo. Tapos balutan mo ng magarang pambalot. Kuntsabahin mo na yung teacher niya sa Calculus. Sa gitna ng klase, bigla kang kumatok sa classroom. Pero dapat, incognito ka. Magsuot ka ng LBC jacket, magshades, at magsuot ng surgical mask. Pagpasok mo sa classroom, iabot mo yung box sa teacher, at papirmahin mo ng acknowledgement receipt. Tapos pabuksan mo in front of everyone. Tignan mong mabuti ang reaction sa mukha niya.

Later during the day, pag tinanong niya kung bakit Century Tuna ang binigay mo, iikot mo yung lata at ituro mo yung sign na “Omega 8.” Pag tinanong niya kung ano yung Omega 8, sabihin mo: “because you’re good for my heart.”

2. Mangolekta ka ng isang dosenang hanger na libre mong nakukuha tuwing nagpapa-dry clean ka. Tapos, sa bawat hanger, isulat mo: “I miss hanging out with you.”

3. Instead of roses, kuha ka ng tissue paper sa banyo ng school mo. Gawin mong tissue paper roses. Gawa ka ng isang dosena. Pag-abot mo, sabihin mo, “Ganito kalinis ang pag-ibig ko sa’yo.”

4. Bili ka ng tetra pack ng mantikang Minola. Tapos bilugan mo yung “with Omega 8.” Hindi na siya magtatanong kung bakit.

5. Bigyan mo ng ice cream cone. Dapat cone lang at walang ice cream. Pag hinanap niya yung ice cream, sabihin mo, “natunaw na kakatitig sa’yo.”

6. Bili ka ng sandosenang box ng crayola. Kolektahin mo lahat ng black. Lagay mo sa isang box ng crayola. Sa likod, isulat mo: “Walang kulay ang buhay kung wala ka.”

7. Bigyan mo siya ng mumurahing bumbilya. Alam mo na siguro by this time kung ano ang isasagot pag tinanong niya kung bakit.

8. Itext mo siya ng: “Hindi tayo tao, hindi tayo hayop, hindi tayo halaman. Bagay tayo. Bagay!”

9. Bigyan mo siya ng calling card ng MMDA. Sa likod, isulat mo “para pag nagkabanggaan ang puso natin.”

10. Padalhan mo ng Happy Meal pero huwag mong ibibigay yung libreng laruan. Paghinanap niya, sabihin mo: “Ako yung freebie, at ikaw yung meal na nagpapahappy sa’kin.”

11. Sunugin ang kanyang bahay at padalhan ng hallmark card: "aanhin mo pa ang bahay mo, kung matagal ka nang nakatira sa puso ko"

12. Pagkatapos sunugin ang kanyang bahay, padalhan siya ng isang box ng posporo, Guitar brand. unahan ang kanyang galit at sabihin, "ayan ang posporo na ginamit ko sa pagsunog ng iyong bahay, match na tayo"

13. Sa kalagitnaan ng isang malupit na bagyo, pasalubungan sya ng "salbabida", wag payong, o mainit na mami. Pag nagtanong bkt? ang isagot mo ay " ayaw kong malunod ka sa pag mamahal ko."

14. Pag pumayag na siyang makipagdate, dalhin mo siya sa canteen at huwag bibitawan ang kamay. Pag tinanong niya kung bakit, ituro mo yun sign na “don’t leave your valuables unattended”

Handang tumulong lagi,
-Bob Ong-


... but seriously, DON'T BURN HER HOUSE DOWN, K?... srsly.

Bloggthiings

You Are Bert

Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you lovable - even if you don't love them! You are usually feeling: Logical - you rarely let your emotions rule you You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil How you live your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

WHOO! Go mEh!!!

You Passed 8th Grade Science

Congratulations, you got 7/8 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Science?

Uhmmm

You Are the Tree Pose

You are a well grounded, down to earth person. Not much shakes you. You can remain steady through a crisis - and other people lean on you. You have high standards and morals. You easily rise above pettiness. While people sometimes accuse you of being stubborn, you are able to shift focus when you need to.

What Yoga Pose Are You?

Whatever you say, Pal

You Are a Log Ride

You prefer to live a fairly calm, relaxed life... with a few surprises thrown in. You don't tend to get yourself worked up easily. You can roll with what life throws at you. In relationships, you are steady and solid. You maintain a pretty broad perspective on what's going on. That's not to say you can't get swept away. You're emotions run as deep as anyone else's. Your life seems like it has been remarkably easy so far. But that's due to how you manage it. You never stretch yourself too thinly, and you think out your decisions carefully. Taking the time to enjoy each day is important to you, and you don't let your emotions rule you. You stay the course and do what's right... knowing it will all work out in the end. At your best, you are tolerant and understanding of other people's quirks. You take "go with the flow" to the extreme. Even if you don't like where you're going. At your worst, you repress your feelings and end up being a little tightly wound. You definitely have some explosive emotions that occasionally come to the surface!

What Carnival Ride Are You?

Less is More

'Kay, so as USUAL, I have a new layout for my blog.
This time I used a light house theme.
and I decided to be minimalistic this time. So all black and white and small, simple fonts. So sorry for those people can't read small texts.

I also didn't give much thought to the image, thus, it is very plain. LIVE WITH IT


LIGHTHOUSE:

For they know your significance. They recognize the mesmerising enigma that is you. You are most beautiful.

And yet...

And yet you are cursed... fated to be alone. Isolated.
At the very end of a treacherous cliff.

And sometimes...

Sometimes you wonder if it would be easier to collapse unto the sea.
Collapse unto destruction... Disappear into meaninglessness.
Oh, sweet relief.

But nay...

You have a purpose that needs fulfilling. A mission...
You are needed to guide those who are lost and those in peril.
For they are so unlike you...they are not alone. And they need to get moving.
To get somewhere.... somewhere they need to be.

So you shine your empty light. Like so many times before.
A bitter aftertaste in your mouth.
As you look longingly into the powerful, destructive sea.

Which for the longest time seemed so welcoming....

Welcoming into her crushing depths. But nay...

You must remain. Remain the mesmerising enigma that is you.
And you must remain to stand on the very edge of a treacherous cliff.

For it is what you need to do.
and it will be your wretched mission...

Until the last flicker within your soul is lost...
Unto the tenebrosity you have craved for since the very beginning...
The darkness that will swallow you at last...

At last...

Freedom.

Nothing, really

0.o OMg00sh. Natamaan ako dito, ah
(taken at Quizilla)

One must unlock one's closed windows

You tend to play the fool.You space out a lot and don't have a high attention span. You are not a very good listener and prefer to listen to music than talk.You just want to blend in the background and don't really like attention. Outwardly, you act like a fool but you are way more bright than you pretend to be. Your person is like a closed window, reluctant to let anything or anyone in. But you gotta unlock that window and be more open towards others. The world will only go around if we accept others and be more friendly.

Random Stuff: Oh the Shock!

So.... yeah... MeMe posts for now...
Some of the tests were really shocking... I mean... really...

Like this one:

You Are 80% Tortured Genius

You are smart. Brilliant in fact. And while it's a blessing, it's also a curse. Your head is filled with everything - grand ideas, insufferable worries, and a good deal of angst.

Are You a Tortured Genius?

I even took a Sigmund Freud one:

You Are the Super Ego

While some people may think first and act later... you often don't act at all. You rather be safe than sorry, and you take ethics pretty seriously. Like everyone, you have some pretty crazy desires. But unlike everyone, you restrain yourself. You have high standards for your own behavior. And you happily exceed them.

Are You Id, Ego, or Superego?

I got this one when I clicked "Take a Random Quiz":

Your Dominant Thinking Style: Modifying

Super logical and rational, you consider every fact available to you. You don't make rash decisions and are rarely moved by emotion. You prefer what's known and proven - to the new and untested. You tend to ground those around you and add stability.

What's Your Thinking Style?

I liked this one... a lot...!:

Your Chances of Being a Multimillionaire: 64%

You have a good chance of being a multimillionaire. Better than most people. You simply have a natural knack for money and the personality for success.

Will You Be a Multimillionaire?

I think this one is VERY true (I hope it is):

Your Deadly Sins

Greed: 100% Sloth: 80% Pride: 20% Wrath: 20% Envy: 0% Gluttony: 0% Lust: 0% Chance You'll Go to Hell: 31% You'll die in a castle, surrounded by servants.

How Sinful Are You?

Laziness Is A Gift

Well... I just finished posting in Rizza's blog...
Yes, Rizza, it's your blog... I don't get the whole thing anyway... why bother when we're the only ones that can see? 0_o
Anyways... Vampire Knight has yet to update in VNManga.com (I shall stay loyal!). So... yeah... I'm still stranded in CH28 Boooo
So...
Oh, yeah... I also found a new song.. it's pretty good... it's by Enrique Iglesias.
There's a Spanish (original) version called Dimelo but there's also the english version called 'Do You Know?'.
When it comes to the lyrics I could say: "meh" (considering it's about love and stuff). But the melody is good.

Dimelo

Dimelo, dimelo

Dímelo, por que estas fuera de mi
y al mismo tiempo estas muy dentro
dimelo, dimelo, dimelo
dímelo sin hablar y hazme sentir
todo lo que yo no siento
dimelo, dimelo, dimelo

Después yo te veo y tu me miras
vamos a comernos nuestra vida
yo no voy a conformarme inventándote
siempre ha sido así

Porque ya no puedo despegarme de ti
cuanto mas quiero escaparme mas me quedo
mirándote a los ojos sin respirar
y esperando solo gesto para empezar

Dímelo, por que estas fuera de mi
y al mismo tiempo estas muy dentro
dimelo, dimelo, dimelo
dímelo sin hablar y hazme sentir
todo lo que yo no siento
dimelo, dimelo, dimelo

Dimelo suave, dimelo fuerte,
dimelo fuerte, dimelo suave,
dímelo por fin de una vez

Me gusta de ti, lo mucho que me gustas
y que poco me perdono yo de mi,
no tenemos nada que perder
y tenemos demasiado que vivir

Dímelo, si o no quiero o no quiero
dímelo y después olvídate de todo
dimelo,las buenas siempre son asi,
y las malas que se alejen ya de mí.

Dímelo, por que estas fuera de mi
y al mismo tiempo estas muy dentro
dimelo, dimelo, dimelo
dímelo sin hablar y hazme sentir todo
lo que yo no siento
dimelo, dimelo, dimelo

Dímelo, por que estas fuera de mi
y al mismo tiempo estas muy dentro
dimelo, dimelo, dimelo
dímelo sin hablar y hazme sentir todo
lo que yo no siento
dimelo, dimelo, dimelo

Dímelo
Dímelo
Dímelo
Dimelo

Dímelo, por que estas fuera de mi
y al mismo tiempo estas muy dentro
dimelo, dimelo, dimelo
dímelo sin hablar y hazme sentir todo
lo que yo no siento
dimelo, dimelo, dimelo

Dímelo, por que estas fuera de mi
y al mismo tiempo estas muy dentro
dimelo, dimelo, dimelo
dímelo sin hablar y hazme sentir todo
lo que yo no siento
dimelo, dimelo, dimelo

>>> I'm too lazy to post the English version... meh, whatever...

**// Nalagpasan koh na pala ung anniversary ng blog koh.... haiist.... whatever...
Meh.

Ask No Questions, Hear No Lies

Now for crack fun pictures from ... people... :
Disclaimer: I did not make/ draw any of these artworks.
Applaud where applause is due ((comments section in links, not here))

Some are too big so... I'll just put in links...

Dei-chan Dancing (Chicken Dance!!!)


Disobedient Hidan (Poor Kakuzu)


KyAH!!! Zetsu-chan!!! (Just Click)


Akatsuki Xmas (Flash)

Another List

I found another list that I found quite funny::

30 Fun Things to do While Driving

1. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.
   
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attemp to headbang.
   
3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
   
4. Two words: Chicken suit.
   
5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
   
6. Drive with your left foot out of the window. (Do not attempt if you drive stick.)
   
7. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
   
8. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
   
9. Stop at the green lights.
   
10. Go at the red ones.
    
11. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
    
12. Eat food that requires silverware.
    
13. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
    
14. Sing without having the radio on.
    
15. Spray whipped cream into your mouth and bark at other cars.
    
16. Honk frequently without motivation.
    
17. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
    
18. Ask people for Grey Poupon.
    
19. Let pedestrians know who's boss.
    
20. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
    
21. Restart your car at every stop light.
    
22. Hang numerous air fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
    
23. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
    
24. Keep at least five cats in the car.
    
25. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.
    
26. Stop and collect roadkill.
    
27. Stop and pray to roadkill.
    
28. Throw Spam.
    
29. Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop, then get out and watch the cars. Throw spam at them
30. Chinese Firedrill. Get at least 2 people in a car (the more the better) when the light turns red everyone get out and run around the car and yell "fire, fire!" Then get back in the car but switch drivers. Then drive off when the light turns gree and act like nothing happened.

I've Got No Hankerin' For Grabbin' Yer Brass Ring

I dunno... I just saw this... it was sort of funny...

Cowboy's Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie, Texas.
(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No telling tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting.
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another gal if you already got one, and no foolin' around with another fellow's gal if you ain't got one.
(7) No killin'.
(8) Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.