Don't Leave Home Without Karla

Nabbed from KAYE
Maybe I'll transfer this to FB later.
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question.


1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
= Do You have the Karla inside. [No duh, I'm Karla]

2. What do you want other people say about you?
= Leave the Karla to us. [HOLY CRAP! KIDNAAAPPPEEEERRRSSS]

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
= Nothing acts faster than Karla. [I dunno what to make of this. O_o]

4. How would you answer a booty call?
= I am Stuck on Karla, 'Cause Karla's Stuck on Me. [ADFSGAFSDFD]

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
= Come to Karla, and Let's Get It Done. [?!?!?! HAHAHAhAHAHAH]

6. To someone you dislike?
= Karla is so Bracing [Aaight?!;p]

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
= The Ultimate Karla Machine. [O_o Karla *Urinating* Machine??]

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
= Get Busy with the Karla. [Busy poh akoh, eh... with...uhhh... schoolwork. Yes.]

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
= You Can Be Sure of Karla. [Cgurado na daw babagsak]

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
- Try Karla, You'll Like It. [HAHAhAhahahAHHA]

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
- You Like Karla. Karla Likes You.[Ayeeee! Wag na kasi i-deny! hahahaha]

12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
- Fill It To The Rim With Karla. [HOLY FUCKIN SHIIIITTT *no pun intended*]

13. What are the best words to describe you?
- Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Karla. [OhMaigawD *teehee*]

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
- Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Karla. [ ;P ]

15. Your last words before you die...
- Melts In Your Karla, Not In Your Hand. [aWh00t!! Famous Last Words, mehn!]

16. Your message to a special someone..
- What Can Karla Do For You? [PFT. Anu akoh? alipin? AS IF!]

17. Title of this post will be...
- Don't Leave Home Without Karla. [YUPZ. Clinically proven, YO!]

Dun dun Dun...

I filched this from Fizza, who ganked it from Mia.
No, as a matter of fact, I don't have anything better to do. Srsly.

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
Hmm... I guess I'll angst over it for a while. and then get over it. VIDEO GAME THERAPY, YOH. I mean, what else can I do, right? mah friends will take revenge 'coz it'll be less suspicious for the coppers, yes?

2. What will you do if you do not share the same feelings as the person who likes you?
... turn him down, obviously. In the nicest way possible, of course... coz I'm nice... =D
Fizza, wipe that doubtful look off yer mug!

3. What's your take on same-sex relationships?
In true Mia fashion, I'm pro-choice.

4. Are you confused as to what lies ahead of you?
Uhh... I like pancakes. =D

5. What's your ideal lover like?
I want a rich, smart, hawt guy nd hav his bbys. Truthfully, I don't need 'nice, generous, loving, & sappy sweet'. I need someone who I can jive with. and someone who will give me my space. I'm not like most girls who wants to be texted or IMed every minute of every day. I don't want a guy who will suffocate me with all the 'love'. Fizza, we will really be single till the day we die.

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone else?
... i think being loved by someone else. 'coz you can do all the taking, right? it may sound selfish, but we all know it's the truth of the matter. I'm not entirely sure, though. *has no experience with this bullshit*

7. If the person you like does not accept you, would you continue to wait for them to change their feelings?
People have jobs to do No, seriously. I don't think I'd waste my time. Especially 'coz I'm not the type na naghahabol. There's more to life than lovelife. I'll get over it.

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
How did you know about Jhong and/or Robin? O.O Like Fizz said. What else is there to do?

9. What are you craving for right now?
Nothing... i fail at lyf /wrists

10. What made you unhappy recently?
tfwfvadfwragadfsdfasf.

11. Do you blog a lot?
I guess...

12. What's the best feeling on earth?
Winning. 'nuff said.

13. Aside from God and family, who are the people you consider important?
... well, there's me, that person in the mirror, Karla Patricia a. Veluz I am not self-centred, I swear. Yeah, mah friends of course. ;P

14. What do you think about the person who tagged you ?
I filched dis. LOLZ, Fizza, we really are partners in crime

15. Do you honestly think you act your age?
... I dunno. I think I skipped the whole 'stereotype-teenager' thing where it's all about relationships, and looks, and popularity and stuff.

16. If the person you secretly like cannot recognize you, what would you do/how would you react?
... I like waffles too. =D

17. Would you give your all in a relationship?
That's a resounding 'no'. I believe it's always good to save some for yourself. There's no point in giving your 'all'. 'coz whether we admit it or not, there'll always be a chance that it won't work out with that person. And where does that leave you, then? If you give everything, you might end up with nothing. GAWD, THAT SENTENCE HAS TEH WORST GRAMMAR IN TEH WORLDZZ

18. Who are your favourite famous couples?
... I also like pizza.... =D

19. What type of friends do you like?
I dunno. I don't exactly have a criteria that I carry around in mah pocket and then grade everyone I meet, y'know.

20. Would you risk your friendship just for the sake of telling the one you secretly like that you like him/her?
That's another resounding no. Why ruin a good thing, right?

Ano Sasabihin Mo...

Grabbed from Sherwin

ANO SASABIHIN MO KAPAG SINABI SAYO ITO NG IYONG:

KAIBIGAN:


1. Hoy! wag ka nga masyado mag ingay!
- Maingay ka jan. Kaw nga, eh.

2. Bilihan mo nga ako ng pagkain sa cafeteria.
- Sorry ka. Food square nlng meron.

3. Crush ko yung crush mo ngayon.
- ... okei lng. Lahat naman may crush kay Robin Van Persie. <3

4. Ang boring mo kasama.
- k. magcocomputer nlng akoh. bai.

5.Pakopya naman ng assignment sa math
- sure. para parehas tayong bumagsak. =D


CRUSH

1. Ang cute mo naman.
- hindi koh gagawin homework moh. asa ka pa.

2. Pautang naman.
- I'm broke, damnit. Ur supposed to be a football superstar millionaire.

3. Crush ko yung bestfriend mo.
- Fizza is not interested. and ur supposed to be married.

4. Pwede ba makuha yung cellphone # mo?
- Sure, I'm not gonna text back, though. Too expensive.



ENEMY

1. Mas maganda/gwapo ako sayo!
- ang contact lens ay ginagamit pag malabo na ang mata. sinasabi koh lng.

2. Yuck! Ang baba ng grade mo sa math!
- yeah, that 3.00 is really icky. sarcasm~

3. Ano? sabunutan/suntukan na lang?
- that is SO below me. Face-off nlng sa Samurai Warriors.

4. Ang baduy mo manamit.
- Right. if you want to go against decades-proven fail-safe casual wear (i.e. shirt and jeans) BE MAH GUEST.

5. Kami na ng ex mo.
- have fun with that non-existent person. =D


PARENTS

1. Hindi ka lalabas ng bahay.
- mom, why are you stating the obvious?

2. Hindi ka na makikipagkita sa mga friends mo.
- ... do i get a bigger allowance?

3. Hindi ka na papasok sa school.
- It's because of swine flu, isn't it?

4. Pupunta ka na dito sa America.
- I'm going to live with dad now? I thought we were still working on that? o.o

5. Bakit may love letter ka sa bag?
- ... I wrote it to mahself.

TEACHER

1. Cleaner ka nang 1 month
- di na uso yan, prof!

2. Hindi ka papasok hanggang wala ang parents mo
- what is this, preschool?

3. Mag sa-summer ka.
- ASA. Ibagsak moh muna akoh. At magdala ka ng ebidensya.

4. Bagsak ka sa 2 subjects.
- OBJECTION!!! That is baseless conjecture! Asan ang ebidensya moh?

5. Ililipat kita ng section.
- THAT'S BULLCRAP. Isang block nga lang kami, eh. San moh akoh ililipat?


>> I miss the days when these questions still applied to me. T_T

and Now For Something Completely Different...

This was posted on the bulletins. I thought it was funny, so I'll share it.

Dear Mr. Bob Ong,
Matagal ko na pong nililigawan itong chik na nakilala ko recently sa isang party. Nasisiraan na ako ng bait. Pag nakilala mo siya, tiyak matutunaw ang utak mo sa kakaisip sa kanya.

Hingi lang po ako ng advice. Paano ko po siya mapapaibig? Bibigyan ko ba siya ng tula ? Haharanahin ko ba siya? Roses? Kalachuchi? Chocnut at sampaguita?
In lab na po ako. Ano po ang gagawin ko? Is she the one?
Lubos na gumagalang,
-MATT -

- ANG REPLY -

Dear MATT,
Hindi ka talaga sasagutin niyang nililigawan mo. Napaka-old school kasi ng mga tactics mo. Wala nang gumagawa ng ganyan. Sa panahon ngayon, lahat ng bagay, nagtaas na. Nagtaas na ang gasolina, nagtaas na ang presyo ng bigas at mga bilihin, nagtaas na ang pamasahe, at lalong nagtaas na rin ng standards ang mga babae. Hindi na uubra yang siopao at suman mo. Lalo na yung huli mong binigay, hopia at santan. Ano ba pare? Ano’ng era ka ba pinanganak?

Pero don’t worry. It’s not too late. May pag-asa ka pa. Hindi pa naman siya kinakasal at di pa niya sinasagot yung crush niya na basketball player. Kahit lamang siya ng sampung paligo sa’yo, daanin mo sa utak at creativity. Dahil aminin na natin, iyon na LANG talaga ang pag-asa mo. Heto, bibigyan kita ng mga simple, tried and tested na mga regalo para di siya mapurga sa hopia at siomai. Sundin mo ‘to, tiyak na lalaglag ang bagang niya sa’yo. Mga medyo more than your usual regalong panligaw:

1. Bili ka ng century tuna. Ilagay mo sa isang napakalaking box—yung sinlaki ng TV o kaya box ng desktop PC mo. Tapos balutan mo ng magarang pambalot. Kuntsabahin mo na yung teacher niya sa Calculus. Sa gitna ng klase, bigla kang kumatok sa classroom. Pero dapat, incognito ka. Magsuot ka ng LBC jacket, magshades, at magsuot ng surgical mask. Pagpasok mo sa classroom, iabot mo yung box sa teacher, at papirmahin mo ng acknowledgement receipt. Tapos pabuksan mo in front of everyone. Tignan mong mabuti ang reaction sa mukha niya.

Later during the day, pag tinanong niya kung bakit Century Tuna ang binigay mo, iikot mo yung lata at ituro mo yung sign na “Omega 8.” Pag tinanong niya kung ano yung Omega 8, sabihin mo: “because you’re good for my heart.”

2. Mangolekta ka ng isang dosenang hanger na libre mong nakukuha tuwing nagpapa-dry clean ka. Tapos, sa bawat hanger, isulat mo: “I miss hanging out with you.”

3. Instead of roses, kuha ka ng tissue paper sa banyo ng school mo. Gawin mong tissue paper roses. Gawa ka ng isang dosena. Pag-abot mo, sabihin mo, “Ganito kalinis ang pag-ibig ko sa’yo.”

4. Bili ka ng tetra pack ng mantikang Minola. Tapos bilugan mo yung “with Omega 8.” Hindi na siya magtatanong kung bakit.

5. Bigyan mo ng ice cream cone. Dapat cone lang at walang ice cream. Pag hinanap niya yung ice cream, sabihin mo, “natunaw na kakatitig sa’yo.”

6. Bili ka ng sandosenang box ng crayola. Kolektahin mo lahat ng black. Lagay mo sa isang box ng crayola. Sa likod, isulat mo: “Walang kulay ang buhay kung wala ka.”

7. Bigyan mo siya ng mumurahing bumbilya. Alam mo na siguro by this time kung ano ang isasagot pag tinanong niya kung bakit.

8. Itext mo siya ng: “Hindi tayo tao, hindi tayo hayop, hindi tayo halaman. Bagay tayo. Bagay!”

9. Bigyan mo siya ng calling card ng MMDA. Sa likod, isulat mo “para pag nagkabanggaan ang puso natin.”

10. Padalhan mo ng Happy Meal pero huwag mong ibibigay yung libreng laruan. Paghinanap niya, sabihin mo: “Ako yung freebie, at ikaw yung meal na nagpapahappy sa’kin.”

11. Sunugin ang kanyang bahay at padalhan ng hallmark card: "aanhin mo pa ang bahay mo, kung matagal ka nang nakatira sa puso ko"

12. Pagkatapos sunugin ang kanyang bahay, padalhan siya ng isang box ng posporo, Guitar brand. unahan ang kanyang galit at sabihin, "ayan ang posporo na ginamit ko sa pagsunog ng iyong bahay, match na tayo"

13. Sa kalagitnaan ng isang malupit na bagyo, pasalubungan sya ng "salbabida", wag payong, o mainit na mami. Pag nagtanong bkt? ang isagot mo ay " ayaw kong malunod ka sa pag mamahal ko."

14. Pag pumayag na siyang makipagdate, dalhin mo siya sa canteen at huwag bibitawan ang kamay. Pag tinanong niya kung bakit, ituro mo yun sign na “don’t leave your valuables unattended”

Handang tumulong lagi,
-Bob Ong-


... but seriously, DON'T BURN HER HOUSE DOWN, K?... srsly.

Bloggthiings

You Are Bert

Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you lovable - even if you don't love them! You are usually feeling: Logical - you rarely let your emotions rule you You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil How you live your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

WHOO! Go mEh!!!

You Passed 8th Grade Science

Congratulations, you got 7/8 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Science?

Uhmmm

You Are the Tree Pose

You are a well grounded, down to earth person. Not much shakes you. You can remain steady through a crisis - and other people lean on you. You have high standards and morals. You easily rise above pettiness. While people sometimes accuse you of being stubborn, you are able to shift focus when you need to.

What Yoga Pose Are You?

Whatever you say, Pal

You Are a Log Ride

You prefer to live a fairly calm, relaxed life... with a few surprises thrown in. You don't tend to get yourself worked up easily. You can roll with what life throws at you. In relationships, you are steady and solid. You maintain a pretty broad perspective on what's going on. That's not to say you can't get swept away. You're emotions run as deep as anyone else's. Your life seems like it has been remarkably easy so far. But that's due to how you manage it. You never stretch yourself too thinly, and you think out your decisions carefully. Taking the time to enjoy each day is important to you, and you don't let your emotions rule you. You stay the course and do what's right... knowing it will all work out in the end. At your best, you are tolerant and understanding of other people's quirks. You take "go with the flow" to the extreme. Even if you don't like where you're going. At your worst, you repress your feelings and end up being a little tightly wound. You definitely have some explosive emotions that occasionally come to the surface!

What Carnival Ride Are You?

Wierdness Part 2

I guess this is somewhat a second part to Mia's tag of "proof of wierdnesses" (FTW?)... not exactly.... Got it from naru-chan13's profile from FF.net and YES, I do have permission to put it on my blog ^^. So either put it on a post or maybe put it on your profile for a period of time... or... whatever...NO NEED TO TAG, just copy and paste to your profile or post if you see something that fits you... ((also add your own))

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good.

If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile/post.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile/post..

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile/post.!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile/post.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile/post.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile/post.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile/post.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile/post. (Kara Hitame)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile/post., and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, naru-chan-13, Karla V.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile/post.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile/post.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile/post.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile/post.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile/post.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! If you are really random put this on your profile/post.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile/post.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile/post.

If you think that Mickey mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar then copy this onto your profile/post..

If you think that those god-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile/post.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile/post.

If you think the purple teletubie is related to Michael Jackson post this onto your profile/post.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile/post.

If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, etc.) copy this to your profile/post.

If you have ever "accidentally" broken someone else's body part(s) copy this to your profile/post.

If you enjoy glomping people from behind copy this to your profile/post.

If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass copy this to your profile/post.

If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass more then once copy this to your profile/post.

If you think too much DRAMA will make your eyes pop then copy and paste this on your profile/post.

If you're one of those people that bches should NEVER (EVER) tell their problems to because 20% percent of the time you don't care and the other 80% you're glad that they have them then copy and paste this on your profile/post.

If you think procrastination is a gift the copy and paste this to your profile/post.

I've Been Tagged

So... yeah...
If I tagged you after this write 6 things that make you wierd then tag another 6 people
You get it, right?

6 PROOFS OF MY WEIRDNESS

1. I can be overly sadistic at moments and then overly emotional the next. ((I cry at beer commercials, no, not really))
2. I CAN'T trill an 'r' ((rr))
3. I have a twisted sense of humor. (Y'know, sardonic, sarcastic, dry type of humor)
4. I imagine myself gnawing at a person's head. ((A person which I am annoyed or mad at))
5. I enjoy (mock) 'overreacting' over small injuries ((it's really fun y'know))
6. I find getting hate mail hilarious ((yes, I've experienced recieving hatemail... )). It's just so effin' funny.

I am going to tag.. Xtian, Gelo, Mark, Eugene, Kebsterz... and... Rinoa?

Everyone's a little crazy. It's just that only some are willing to admit that.

MM

Took these out of curiosity ((Inspired by Rizza)):

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

I couldn't stop laughing at this one:

Karla -- [adjective]: Visually addictive 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Mwahaha! I like this one!:

Are you Good or Evil?

You are mostly Evil (60%), but still a bit Good (40%)

'Are You Good or Evil?' (QuizGalaxy.com)

Here's another one I like!:

	Quiz Galaxy Predicts that Karla's Last Words Will Be...
"Remember me as I was - lazy"
'What will your last words be?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Hehe...

'Why are you going to hell?' at QuizGalaxy.com

This basically explains all that has went wrong in my life...:

What mental disorder do you have? Your Result: ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) You have a very hard time focusing, and you find it difficult to stay on task without your mind wandering. You probably zone in and out of conversations and tend to miss out on directions because you cannot focus
OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder)
Manic Depressive
Paranoia
What mental disorder do you have?

Why me?

An actual conversation with the infamous Cigrid/ Cedric *I have no idea who I was talking to*:

Karla: Cedie.. alam mo ba kung saan makakaDL ng manga ng Vampire Knight for free? (maliban sa BLeeepThing)
Karla: ?
Karla: elo?
Karla: ytou can't ignore me forever...
Karla: *you
BUZZ!
cedric_rko: ok imma back from the grave
cedric_rko: and whats vampire knight?
Karla: manga...
Karla: maganda..
Karla: sobra...
cedric_rko: i love mangoes
Karla: nakaka-adik..
Karla: Manga... nde mango...
cedric_rko: yeh...especially mango shakes
Karla: -_-
Karla: hanapan mo aq ng DL source PLS?
cedric_rko: its like drugs to meh
Karla: hanapan mo aq ng DL source PLS?
cedric_rko: whats PLS?
Karla: Please...
cedric_rko: poor loser shit?
cedric_rko: oh..
cedric_rko: try manga world....they have lotsa manga there
Karla: hanapan mo aq pls? BleepThing's being a bitch...
Karla: manga world?
cedric_rko: yeh
Karla: is it free?
cedric_rko: of corz
Karla: link?
cedric_rko: w8
cedric_rko: still loading..
Karla: DLD mo rin...
Karla: maganda...
cedric_rko: http://www.geocities.com/viorijade/index.html
Karla: 'tis not there..
cedric_rko: thats an impromptu joke ya know...only searched for it after i made it up >_>
cedric_rko: yes..
cedric_rko: probably..
Karla: do you have to waste my time?
cedric_rko: oh but of course
cedric_rko: try toriyama's world..
Karla: is that another joke?
cedric_rko: no..
cedric_rko: http://www.toriyamaworld.com/manga.html
cedric_rko: its valid
cedric_rko: after i play a bit...i'll give you a serious one
cedric_rko: dont worry
Karla: it ain't there either..
Karla: Did I tell you Hate you? no? I HATE YOU!
cedric_rko: try code ge-ass
cedric_rko: its made by CRAMP
cedric_rko: oohhhh craaamps!!
cedric_rko: or..or...Gantz
cedric_rko: blood+ is also a +
Karla: -_-
Karla: ya know what? I'll just use BlEEpThing..
cedric_rko: ill use VGcats
cedric_rko: you know vampire hunter d?
Karla: nopez...
cedric_rko:
cedric_rko: it has monsters...and vampires!
Karla: ...
Karla: okaaaaaaaay
cedric_rko: oh look...i found one
cedric_rko: only vol.5 though..
cedric_rko: so i guess you dont want it
cedric_rko: since its incomplete and all
Karla: DL mo ung Vampire Knight...
Karla: gus2 koh ng karamay in the fandom..
cedric_rko: kawawa kau ni mark...wlng karamay sa fandom..
Karla: kaya nga DL mo, eh...
Karla: cge na pls!!!
cedric_rko: damayan mo si mark sa kanyang quest to spread D.gayman
cedric_rko: D.grayman*
Karla: ....
Karla: I'll just stick to Vampire Knight...
Karla: Download it!Download it!Download it!Download it!Download it!
cedric_rko: so anung volume ka na dun/
Karla: you won't be sorry...
Karla: 2
Karla: XD
Karla: what I tell you?
cedric_rko: i have 5
Karla: -_-
cedric_rko: VGcatz is a cat
cedric_rko: you read VGcats?
Karla: no...
Karla: am I supposed to?
cedric_rko: aww..
cedric_rko: no..not really
cedric_rko: unless you're cool
Karla: ... I'll pass...
Karla: I can't believe a whole volume takes 1 hour to DL...
cedric_rko: O_o?!
cedric_rko: bad internet..
Karla: ... not really `1 hour... it used to take only abt. 20-30 mins....
cedric_rko: VGcatz rockz
Karla: BTW... when you choose to patronize *or when curiosity gets the better of you*... tell me....
Karla: I need someone to join me in the fandom!
cedric_rko: im already in chapter 5...
cedric_rko: you're too late..
Karla: I though it only reached until chap. 4?
cedric_rko: theres already volume 5
Karla: so... what happened to Zero?
cedric_rko: a cat stole his mask..
Karla: are you sure we're talking about Vampire Knight here?
cedric_rko: code geass...
cedric_rko: zero...the charl aznable spawn..
Karla: Q: what does AZN mean neway?
cedric_rko: asian
Karla: and PWN specifically means?
cedric_rko: pawn...synonymous to own that means im overwhelming you w/ my uber powerful skills
Karla: okay...
Karla: BTW homunculus has released volume 6..
cedric_rko: homunculus patch in ragnarok online was also released sometime ago
Karla: uhhh...
Karla: have you read demon diary? is it any good?
cedric_rko: its bad
cedric_rko: it has a demon
Karla: okaaaaaaaay...
Karla: okay...
cedric_rko: ok
Karla: I just found out I'm lucky I didn't read it...
Karla: ahem: Story
Demon Diary is a light BL/shōnen-ai story about Raenef, a newly appointed Demon Lord, and Eclipse, his instructor, who is both a powerful demon and a veteran of a human-versus-demon war. Because of his actions during the Hangma War (which are not elaborated upon), he became known for his cruelty and incredible power. However, when attempting to teach Raenef his 'anger' is often played for laughs.


cedric_rko: i found out im the akatsuki leader
Karla: -_-
cedric_rko: omg...you're a yaoi fan...eeek
Karla: that's why I said I'm lucky I didn't read it...
cedric_rko: i never knew you like those things..
Karla: ... I don't...
cedric_rko: thats a very disgusting habit, karla
cedric_rko: hey...im chatting w/ 2 c/karlas right now..
cedric_rko: hooray!
Karla: and the other Karla is....
Karla: ?
cedric_rko: i've made some deductions
cedric_rko: karla V - yaoi fan, ryzzah - incest shota fan >_>
Karla: not true..
cedric_rko: you like BL
cedric_rko: riza like little boys...like pedobear
Karla: will you stop it with the pedobear thing...
cedric_rko: riza = pedobear, karla = yaobear
cedric_rko: yaoibear*
Karla: I hate you...
cedric_rko: you guys have strange hobbies
Karla: I hate you..
cedric_rko: so scary...i think..
Karla: I hate you...
cedric_rko: yaoibear likes you
Karla: I hate you...
Karla: クライマックス

cedric_rko: 0mG! teh hAxx!shift1! lolololrofl
Karla: wtf?
cedric_rko: same goes to you..
Karla: ftwtf?
cedric_rko: good thing i have my jap language pack..
Karla: クライマックス
cedric_rko: isprikitik
cedric_rko: omg karla is talking 1337
Karla: Are Ayana Ukyou's work good?
cedric_rko: is that my neighbour?
Karla: no she's a manga artist...
Karla: or whatever you call that...
cedric_rko: i am too
Karla: I resent you....
cedric_rko: mango fanatic
cedric_rko: i will not recant..
Karla: why do I even try....
cedric_rko: you want to die..
Karla: BTW, I am soooo gonna put this conversation in my blog...
cedric_rko: cool
cedric_rko: the whole world will know you're yaoibear
cedric_rko: you know what i want to happen before i graduate in seton.....
cedric_rko: i want the school to be a paintball battleground...
cedric_rko: then I'll shoot you to death...just like battle royale
Karla: I hate you...
Karla: and I don't like yaoi...
Karla: except for a certain twincest....
cedric_rko: you expect me to belive that?
Karla: I have a sick and twisted mind...
cedric_rko: after confessing you fandom of that BL crap
cedric_rko: yes, you do have one
cedric_rko: a yaoi-loving mind
cedric_rko: eeek
Karla: no I don't...
cedric_rko: you just said so..
Karla: what's GBL?
Karla: *BL
cedric_rko: game boy lithium
cedric_rko: before lithium
Karla: wha?
Karla: and that's supposed to mean?
cedric_rko: technically BL = karla
Karla: I HATE YOU...
Karla: I really do...
cedric_rko: i like pretending to be a millitary person...really lol
cedric_rko: and you like pretending you're not a yaoi fan...which is in fact, you are
cedric_rko: fits my deduction
Karla: okay... now to end the convo...
cedric_rko: oh noes
Karla: kain mode... bye!
Karla: I hate you!
Karla: Die!
cedric_rko:
Karla: Get Up! Get Out! And Go Die!
cedric_rko: and mooore cheeeeeseeee
Karla: I said Die
Karla: I said Die
cedric_rko: oh noes...heart attack!
cedric_rko: eeek
cedric_rko: *TV flashes*
cedric_rko: hello karla, the person you killed is not me
cedric_rko: but I, C, actually exists
Karla: -_-

>>> why do I even bother? BLeeepthing isn't real it's a n alias ya'know?
....
P.S. NO! I AM NOT A YAOI FAN!!!

Behold

I've just found the most beautifyl song ever made in human history... well for me... at this moment... It's so Beautiful...

You can't escape the wrath of my heart,

Beating to your funeral song.

All faith is lust for hell regained,

And love dust in the hands of shame.




Let me bleed you this song of my heart deformed.

Lead you along this path in the dark,

Where I belong until I feel your warmth.




Hold me like you held onto life,

When all fears came alive and entombed me.

Love me like you loved the sun,

Scorching the blood in my vampire heart.




I'll be the thorns in every rose,

You've been sent by hope.

I am the nightmare waking you up,

From the dream of a dream of love.




Let me weep you this poem as heaven's gates close.

Paint you my soul scarred and alone,

Waiting for your kiss to take me back home.




Hold me like you held onto life,

When all fears came alive and entombed me.

Love me like you loved the sun,

Scorching the blood in my vampire heart.




Hold me like you held onto life,

When all fears came alive and entombed me.

Love me like you loved the sun,

Scorching the blood in my vampire heart.




Hold me like you held onto life,

When all fears came alive and entombed me.

Love me like you loved the sun,

Scorching the blood in my vampire heart.




Gah! I fell in love with this song the first time I heard it... which is coincidentally when I was watching an ItaSaku AMV.... I think I'll switch to ItaSaku (as my OTP)... XD

Bumpeh

Hehehe!!! Found a funny joke while chatting on neopets...:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.

He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!

Don't Hate, Appreciate

A poem I found...uhh... somewhere... supposedly made for Gaara of Naruto.
I found it kinda good so... here's to all Gaara fans?

Death's Lover

A final tool for the purpose of war
Protected, shielded, pampered and bored

Curled up in shadow, shunned by man

Silence inside the shell of sand

Never in peace to close these eyes

Sleep would wake the beast inside

Powers aplenty, affection denied

“No heart within where the beast resides”

What if a soul once lingered there?

Killed by knowing that no one cared

A wound to skin could never bleed

More than the heart in constant need

Spoken words, so kind and sure

Said that love was heartache’s cure

Peace at first was an inner thrill

But eyes so kind had a mission to kill

Reassurance had come from the very same

Who was meant to dig my early grave

A two-faced world betrayed this child

All faith lost in humankind

But where human love failed and tears were shed

I found my love in the one called death

Faithful shadow always followed

This demon child, slowly hollowed

And to those who caused the gaping rift

I shared my lover as a gift

Death I gave all, watched them squirm

And felt existence reconfirmed

A world of tears to equal mine

Forms the reason to stay alive

As long as there are souls to kill

My purpose here will be fulfilled

My life differs from that of others

I bring the shadows, I am death's lover

Miscellanyy

Felt like doing MM posts....

You Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

You are kind, popular, and generous. You tend to be successful at anything you try. A social butterfly, you are great at entertaining a crowd. You are most compatible with strawberry ice cream.

What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

Dunno why I took this

You Can Hang With the Guys and the Girls

You've struck a good balance between girlie and laid back. You can keep it casual but when you dress up, you are as girly as the next girl.

How Girlie Are You?

another one..

You represent both fiery energy and steadfast will.

You are innocent and naive - yet unafraid and undaunted.

Perhaps you don't have the most powerful physical strength...

But your mental powers make up for any amount of muscle.



Your fortune:



Lately, you have been a pillar of ethics and moral strength.

And while things may be difficult, your faith in yourself will come through.

You may need to conquer the animalistic nature of yourself or others, with gentle force.

Although this may seem like the darkest hour for you, victory is near.

What Tarot Card Are You?

This one's for Rizza

You Are an Iced Coffee

At your best, you are: hyper, modern, and athletic At your worst, you are: cheap and angsty You drink coffee when: you're out with friends Your caffeine addiction level: medium

What Kind of Coffee Are You?

Suigintou no Yoru

yomichi ni ukanda suigintou no hikari
namida mo nai no ni nazeka nijimitatsu yo

yomichi ni hisonda boku no kuroi kage
nasake mo nai no ni nazeka ashibaya ni

senaka ni mou hitotsu knamida no nioi
tsuitekuru tsuitekuru
tsuitekuru tsuitekuru

senaka ni mou hitotsu kokoro no mayoi
nigeteyuku oikakeru
nigeteyuku oikosareteku

hitotsu futatsu kage kasanari
gusari to mune hitotsuki
futatsu no kage tokeru suigintou no yoru ni

[The night of the Mercury Lamp]
English translation

the light of the mercury lamp that emerges in the night streets
even if I don't have tears, it still somehow runs down

my black shadow that hides in the night streets
even if I don't have any sympathy, somehow my walking pace is fast

on my back there's one more scent of tears
that follows me, that follows me
that follows me, that follows me

on my back is the single hesitation of my heart
that flees, that I go after
that flees, that goes right past me

One, two, the shadows combine
and stabs me through the heart
The two shadows that merge together
In the evening of the mercury lamp
>>>Ehh, glum mode, la lang...