Don't Leave Home Without Karla

Nabbed from KAYE
Maybe I'll transfer this to FB later.
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question.


1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
= Do You have the Karla inside. [No duh, I'm Karla]

2. What do you want other people say about you?
= Leave the Karla to us. [HOLY CRAP! KIDNAAAPPPEEEERRRSSS]

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
= Nothing acts faster than Karla. [I dunno what to make of this. O_o]

4. How would you answer a booty call?
= I am Stuck on Karla, 'Cause Karla's Stuck on Me. [ADFSGAFSDFD]

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
= Come to Karla, and Let's Get It Done. [?!?!?! HAHAHAhAHAHAH]

6. To someone you dislike?
= Karla is so Bracing [Aaight?!;p]

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
= The Ultimate Karla Machine. [O_o Karla *Urinating* Machine??]

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
= Get Busy with the Karla. [Busy poh akoh, eh... with...uhhh... schoolwork. Yes.]

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
= You Can Be Sure of Karla. [Cgurado na daw babagsak]

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
- Try Karla, You'll Like It. [HAHAhAhahahAHHA]

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
- You Like Karla. Karla Likes You.[Ayeeee! Wag na kasi i-deny! hahahaha]

12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
- Fill It To The Rim With Karla. [HOLY FUCKIN SHIIIITTT *no pun intended*]

13. What are the best words to describe you?
- Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Karla. [OhMaigawD *teehee*]

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
- Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Karla. [ ;P ]

15. Your last words before you die...
- Melts In Your Karla, Not In Your Hand. [aWh00t!! Famous Last Words, mehn!]

16. Your message to a special someone..
- What Can Karla Do For You? [PFT. Anu akoh? alipin? AS IF!]

17. Title of this post will be...
- Don't Leave Home Without Karla. [YUPZ. Clinically proven, YO!]